Sunday, October 7, 2007
What's in YOUR purse?
Yes, it's a question. It's not rhetorical. I would like to discuss what goes into purses. Thursday when we got to speech, I found out I had a sippy cup upside down in mine. The cheapo kind that doesn't have a plug in the lid, and all of C's juice was in my purse, but not in the cup. Then I had a lot of napkins stuffed in my purse. I got rid of them, but I still have:an unsharpened pencil, a broken pencil, a green colored pencil, a pen, 2 kid scissors (which I confiscated) a whiteboard pen, a magnifying glass, stickup notes, D.'s scripture for next week at church, ripped up, a checkbook, keys, assorted sticky notes, a little coin purse stuffed with ID and coupons and credit cards, a few pennies, 2 tylenol jr.'s, 2 rolls of dental floss (Shhh! don't tell the kids!)2 chapsticks, a pair of tweezers, a pack of kleenex, eyedrops, listerine pocket packs (they will be gone before I need them)a hair clip, a head band, and a magnet. What do you think Violet Baudelaire could do with that? I need to qualify that this is a little handbag. If it were a bigger bag, it would be much more interesting. Note that the cell phone is not in the bag, or the palm pilot. I'm a flunkie at technology, but that is another subject. I have had much more interesting things in my purse before. I know I have been to court with hot wheels cars and spare bionicles, not to mention the transformers, the stray insect, chewed bubble gum, oh, heck! I'm going to be up all night. I'll have to try to remember what's the most bizarre thing I've ever found in there, but for now I think I'll just try to get to bed. Meantime, share your purse, OR wallet (guys can pack it in those things too) with me.