Friday, December 21, 2007

Hot Dog Strike

That's it. I've had it. I just picked up the 4000th hot dog fossil of my parenting career. Ed Mac Mahon did not jump out and congratulate me on being the lucky winner of the 4000th hot dog fossil find, and give me a big wiener shaped check in the amount of $100,000. Therefore, I am going on strike. I suggest all mothers do the same. No more hot dogs till they have their own house! Or at least until we run out of fast food substitutes. Mommas, UNITE!
GOOD BYE!

6 comments:

Shireen Loh said...

Tee hee...That made me laugh till I cried tears..Was a good one and yes, I will take heed..Mommies unite!!! :-D

suburbancorrespondent said...

My daughter Rachel went through this mischief phase last year (you can read about it on my blog), and one of her tricks was to sneak out of her locked room (we were at wit's end, okay?) and sneak hotdogs. She'd eat some raw (yuk) and then hide the rest in her room. So of course we could not figure out where the hotdog smell was coming from.....because we thought there was no way she could possibly get her hands on any. The kicker was that we'd find them, and invariably there would also be a jar of mustard, a knife, and a cloth napkin with them. This child really had style, you know?

Pam said...

That made me laugh! Thank you for the good laugh today. I'm wish you on the hotdog ban!

Shellie said...

Thanks for joining the club, gals! Rachel has REAL style, she would fit right in around here and teach these guys some manners. A cloth napkin! I see she walks through walls just like my kids do.

Shellie said...

Thanks for joining the club, gals! Rachel has REAL style, she would fit right in around here and teach these guys some manners. A cloth napkin! I see she walks through walls just like my kids do.

The Sports Mama said...

I'm with you in spirit, ladies! :) It would be kind of hypocritical for me to actually unite with you, though, as we don't have hot dogs around here. Coach has been adamantly opposed to them for years, so we just don't buy them.

BUT... if we did, I'd boycott! :)