Thing 2 isms

He's a barrel of laughs but I too often forget the great things he says. Here's just two I haven't forgotten yet.

I came home from a day at the church doing a clothing exchange. Enigma was making a blanket and the boys had been given free reign. There was stuff everywhere. It looked like a tornado hit the house. "What happened here?" I asked. "A struggle?" Thing 2 answered. Enigma and I laughed, "Yeah, that's what it looks like, alright!" Then thing 2 asked, "What's a struggle anyways?"

We were watching a DVD and there was a preview for the movie 2012. Enigma mentioned that if the world really did end in 2012 she would only be 21. And what a pathetic life, she added. Then she turned to Thing 2, "You would be, hmm."
"What?" he asked. If the world ended in 2012, you would be what?"
"Dead!" He answered.