So, as if the blog bling wasn't enough, I overheard this conversation between Thing 1 and Thing 2 last night.
Thing 2: Look, Thing 1, mommy give me toothbrush!
Thing 1: Wow!
Thing 2: Look, it sticks! (I can tell, because I just saw this a few minutes before, that he is sticking the little suction cup on the bottom of the handle onto the counter top and then knocking the toothbrush off again, sending it flying and narrowly missing the toilet.)
Thing 1: Ha Ha! That funny!
Thing 2: Yeah, he's the BEST mom in the WHOLE WORLD!
Thing 1: Yeah, he give me cwayon toofbwush!
If only someone had told me 16 years ago that's all it would take to be the best mom in the world, that would've taken a huge weight off my shoulders!