Copying, coloring in, and cutting out reams of the school's reward bucks is called forgery. It also wastes ink, and I will confiscate them.
Never put out a lighter with the vacuum cleaner!
Hiding the lighter under your pillow isn't such a bright idea either...
Stuffing a dollar store toy axe up your shirt and into your armpit isn't just uncomfortable, it's shoplifting. Violators will be prosecuted...
This is not a safe experiment.
If you get a tattoo on your neck, I can promise you will live to regret it.
Things My Mom Forgot To Tell Me:
Parenting is loads harder than it looks.
Hosted by Cecily and Kelli
18 comments:
can I just say -- YOUR LIFE IS INSANE!!! how in the world do you survive?
whoa the apple thing looks scary--maybe you should put a cover plate on that switch. If you want to come on by and meet Jack I’m home.
Yeah, that apple experience is scary! Yikes!
so - you got a tattoo on your neck hugh? (smiles)
At least your kids provide great blog fodder!
Wow...just, wow. I hope you have a relaxing and wonderful weekend!!
I know your kids, so none of that surprised me much!!! I hope it was the back of her neck, at least!
Didn't she get the tattoo on her foot?
it sure is! your place looks like fun - experimental, but fun! thanks for stopping by and saying hi!
She did get the tattoo on her foot instead of her neck because she at least listened to that part of my advice.
Oh my Goodness......... there is never a dull moment round at your house! Fun post!
Nuts in May
LOL. I've been surprised at some of the things I've had to say too. And that apple experiment definitely does not look like a good idea!
HILARIOUS!
I can just imagine what went through your mind coming upon the apple.
Wow, sounds like you have your hands full! The apple attached to the outlet, now that is pure genius!!
I'll write it again, you must write a book. Diary of a Survivor Mom? Your children are so creative, it only scares me because we are related!:) As in, I hope they don't pass on their great ideas to my kids! Love them though!:) You are truly amazing!!!
Oh My Goodness! Things are never dull around your house that is for sure!
Oh YIKES!
Hahaha! I think a sense of humor is a necessity in parenthood. ;)
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