Enigma thinks this looks like a crime scene. If you were a CSI, could you solve the crime? What happened and how?
A closer view of some splatter.
And why, might you ask, is my table in my living room? Better levitation techniques on the part of the poltergeist? Or what? Will there be a prize for those that resolve these mysteries? That is just another mystery.
If you give up, the solution is here.